Crumbl Cookie Review: Dirt Cake, Banana Bread, Strawberry Cake, & Chocolate Milk

by Victor Martelle
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Descriptions

πŸ› DIRT CAKE
A chocolate cookie coated in cookies & cream crumbs and topped with fudge chocolate frosting, crunchy chocolate streusel, and a gummy worm.

🍌 BANANA BREAD
A fluffy banana cookie with flavors of brown sugar, cinnamon, and vanilla, topped with a cream cheese glaze and a brown sugar streusel.

🍫 CHOCOLATE MILK (NEW)
A smooth, chocolatey delightβ€”a malted milk chocolate cookie topped with chocolate milk mousse, chocolate whipped cream, and a crunchy wafer straw.

πŸ“ STRAWBERRY CAKE
A warm strawberry and vanilla cookie swirled with a fresh strawberry cream cheese frosting and sprinkled with delicate white chocolate curls.

Summary

A very mediocre week. Biggest standout was the Banana Bread.


Review

Wow, this week looked amazing! Keyword: looked. They had some of my favorite looking flavors but in the end, they were all mediocre at best. The biggest standout was the Banana Bread because of how authentic it was to taste while the Chocolate Milk was a huge disappointment. At the very least, I do hope Banana Bread makes a return with a more worthwhile lineup.

πŸ› DIRT CAKE
Score: 7 / 10
A fairly dark chocolate cookie (but not too dark) with a decent amount of sweetness due to chocolate frosting, it’s actually a nice balance. The texture is a bit crumbly, it’s like it’s made from crushed Oreo cookie bits! I had thought the cookie bit texture was just the outside but it’s really ingrained into the cookie itself as well.

🍌 BANANA BREAD
Score: 7.5 / 10
This is nearly identical to eating banana bread except with a nice crunchy cinnamon topping. It’s a thick, chewy cookie. Overall, I really liked how it wasn’t super sweet like typical Crumbl Cookies and stayed true to the flavors of a banana bread.

🍫 CHOCOLATE MILK (NEW)
Score: 3 / 10
Kind of a plain, semi-chocolate cookie. It’s not very sweet and the texture is soft. The cream / frosting on top is super light and also lacks flavor and sweetness. Everything about this cookie needs to be better.

πŸ“ STRAWBERRY CAKE
Score: 7 / 10
Tastes like you’re eating a sweet, strawberry cream cookie. The cookie itself is lightly sweet strawberry cookie topped with super sweet strawberry cream tasting frosting. On top of that, there’s bits of white chocolate, although I didn’t taste much of it, the texture was a nice addition. The tasty frosting really makes this cookie.


Four Crumbl Cookies up close lined up in a pink and white box. Dirt Cake, Banana Bread, Strawberry Cake, and Chocolate Milk.

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