Reviewing Kung Fu Tea Pikmin, Popeye’s Oreo Cheesecake & Strawberry Biscuit, and More

With so many different combinations of fruits, a lot of the flavors and nuances get lost. It basically is just a super sweet, super artificial juice flavored slush. The boba doesn’t help much as this popping boba instantly pops with even the slightest pressure and frankly, I’d just prefer regular boba pearls.

Released August 1st for a limited time.

It’s like a typical store bought chocolate bundt cake. The cake is moist and semi-thick, although not as thick as a pound cake for example. The chocolate is fairly sweet but not overly so as most of the sweetness comes from the lines of white drizzle. I also didn’t taste or notice any chocolate chips.

Not sure when this was released.

This is indeed cheesecake, with Oreo. The Oreo is on top, embedded, and at the bottom, it’s quite a lot! The texture and taste is that of a regular lowerish quality cheesecake slice, nothing to write home about. Would have been nicer with some syrup or whipped cream topping.

Released July 24, 2023 for a limited time. No word on how long it’ll be available.

The biscuit has little embedded strawberries in it, nothing overwhelming, it’s almost subtle. You can definitely taste them. The texture of the biscuit is great as it’s fluffy and a little moist. In all, a bit underwhelming as it’s mostly just a regular Popeye’s biscuit.

Released March 27, 2023 for a limited time.

Semi sweet, small peanut flavor with a light crunch. These bars are also very thick and have quite a bit of peanuts and Cornflakes embedded within. The chocolate bar is a little less sweet than typical bars like Hershey’s. The quality tastes very average and the texture of the chocolate is also typical, neither soft nor too hard.

Likely released sometime in summer 2023. Exclusive to Aldi as this brand is produced by Storck for Aldi stores.