Reviewing Kung Fu Tea Pikmin, Popeye’s Oreo Cheesecake & Strawberry Biscuit, and More

by Victor Martelle
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This snack review has Kung Fu Tea x Pikmin Fruit Slushes, Kentucky Fried Chicken Chocolate Chip Cake, Popeye’s Oreo Cheesecake Cup and Strawberry Biscuit, and Aldi Peanuts & Cornflakes Choceur Bar. Across the board, this snack and food haul were decent, although the Kung Fu Tea and Pikmin collab drink was a huge letdown.


Kung Fu Tea x Pikmin Fruit Slushes

Score: 3 / 10

Two cups of Pikmin Kung Fu Tea Fruit Slushes with Pikmin straw caps.

With so many different combinations of fruits, a lot of the flavors and nuances get lost. It basically is just a super sweet, super artificial juice flavored slush. The boba doesn’t help much as this popping boba instantly pops with even the slightest pressure and frankly, I’d just prefer regular boba pearls.

Released August 1st for a limited time.


Kentucky Fried Chicken Chocolate Chip Cake

Score: 6 / 10

Kentucky Fried Chicken Chocolate Chip Cake on a table.

It’s like a typical store bought chocolate bundt cake. The cake is moist and semi-thick, although not as thick as a pound cake for example. The chocolate is fairly sweet but not overly so as most of the sweetness comes from the lines of white drizzle. I also didn’t taste or notice any chocolate chips.

Not sure when this was released.


Popeye’s Oreo Cheesecake Cup

Score: 6.5 / 10

Popeye's Oreo Cheesecake Cup.

This is indeed cheesecake, with Oreo. The Oreo is on top, embedded, and at the bottom, it’s quite a lot! The texture and taste is that of a regular lowerish quality cheesecake slice, nothing to write home about. Would have been nicer with some syrup or whipped cream topping.

Released July 24, 2023 for a limited time. No word on how long it’ll be available.


Popeye’s Strawberry Biscuit

Score: 6 / 10

Popeye's Strawberry Biscuit.

The biscuit has little embedded strawberries in it, nothing overwhelming, it’s almost subtle. You can definitely taste them. The texture of the biscuit is great as it’s fluffy and a little moist. In all, a bit underwhelming as it’s mostly just a regular Popeye’s biscuit.

Released March 27, 2023 for a limited time.

Inside of Popeye's Strawberry Biscuit.

Aldi Peanuts & Cornflakes Choceur Bar

Score: 6 / 10

Bar of Choceur Peanuts and Cornflakes.

Semi sweet, small peanut flavor with a light crunch. These bars are also very thick and have quite a bit of peanuts and Cornflakes embedded within. The chocolate bar is a little less sweet than typical bars like Hershey’s. The quality tastes very average and the texture of the chocolate is also typical, neither soft nor too hard.

Likely released sometime in summer 2023. Exclusive to Aldi as this brand is produced by Storck for Aldi stores.


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