A snack review and release history of:
- Candy Pop Peppermint Hot Chocolate Popcorn
- MyProtein Sizzling Cinnamon Jelly Belly Clear Whey Isolate
- MyProtein Mike and Ike Sour Clear Whey Isolate
- What the Fanta Zero Sugar (2023)
- Milk Chocolate M&M’s Cookie Dough Bites – Valentine’s Edition
- Little Debbie Valentine Nutty Buddy
- Valentine’s Strawberry Heart Cakes
Candy Pop Peppermint Hot Chocolate Popcorn
Score: 4 / 10
These aren’t very sweet and instead simply have a bold peppermint flavor. The chocolate is really too light to even notice. Overall, it comes across as too “toothpaste,” and the peppermint overwhelms. Even if you’re a peppermint candy lover like me, I would avoid these. If they want to redeem this popcorn, add more sweetness and chocolate.
Likely released around November 2021 alongside a Peppermint Hot Chocolate version. This brand also has other flavors, including Candy Pop and Cereal Pop popcorn. Found at Walmart.
MyProtein Sizzling Cinnamon Jelly Belly Clear Whey Isolate
Score: 5 / 10
If you’re into spicy cinnamon candies, you’ll love this. It really tastes just like the candies with no bad aftertaste, though it’s very hard to mix in completely! Unfortunately, I’m not really a fan of such candies, so I won’t be rating it too highly.
Released August / September 2022 alongside Very Cherry and Tutti Fruitti flavors. Limited edition.
MyProtein Mike and Ike Sour Clear Whey Isolate
Score: 5.5 / 10
Just like Mike and Ike, these have a lightly sweet artificial candy berry taste that resembles the candy itself. Unfortunately, these are very misleading as they’re not sour whatsoever. Also, it is hard to mix into liquids!
Released around May 2021, along with a Strawberry version.
What the Fanta Zero Sugar (2023)
Score: 6.5 / 10
I don’t know precisely what this flavor is; all I know is that it’s a very sweet, berry-like flavor. Not fruity, simply some type of unknown berry or berries. One thing I noticed is that there is a sweet, grape-like aftertaste, so I think it’s grape with something else.
Released September 2023 for a limited time. Found at Stop & Shop.
Milk Chocolate M&M’s Cookie Dough Bites – Valentine’s Edition
Score: 6.5 / 10
Are these supposed to be room temperature? That’s how I bought and ate them!
Compared to other edible cookie doughs, these are much more dry and crumbly. There’s also somewhat of a bitter, artificial aftertaste, which can be off-putting—I can’t tell what it is or what’s causing it. Importantly, the M&M’s aren’t really noticeable because there are hardly any mixed in–what gives! It’s really nothing like the package! Overall, it is a plain, dry, crumbly cookie dough that’s moderately sweet. Not terrible, not great.
Released April 2023 along with Snickers and Twix versions. This M&M’s Cookie Dough also has come out with various different holiday packaging throughout its time.
Little Debbie Valentine Nutty Buddy
Score: 7 / 10
These are much skinnier than I thought! There’s a soft, light crunch from the inside wafer, and they are decently sweet with a light peanut taste from the thin filling. Unlike the original Nutty Buddy, I don’t taste any chocolate in these (obviously); it’s just a plain sugar taste with a bit of peanut.
Originally released in a chocolate version in 1959. These have an extensive history, including coming out in different forms for various holidays such as Valentine’s.
Little Debbie Vantine’s Strawberry Heart Cakes
Score: 7.5 / 10
Who knew artificial strawberries tasted so good? These soft, moist cakes are a nicely sweet vanilla-creamy strawberry. I love how neither the sweetness nor the strawberry is “too much” or too artificial. This strawberry is also very reminiscent of their Strawberry Rolls… did they use the same strawberry flavor here?
Released January 2018 for Valentine’s Day. Little Debbie apparently had this product before, but not in Valentine’s form.